TRUE STORY

so I went down to NYC friday and saturday to hang with my awesome friends

and on saturday, after a delicious (but slightly pricy) lunch, we made a trip to a macaron shop in lower manhattan

so i bought 6 macarons for $16.50

$16.50 you guys

and when i got home, i put them in the fridge

wake up this morning

and they’re GONE

turns out my MOTHER ATE THEM ALL WITHOUT OFFERING ME EVEN

ONE.

FUCKING.

MACARON.

i was denied macarons like leo dicaprio has been denied awards

  1. magneticpanda said: sometimes people enrage me. the little things DO matter.
  2. saveitasajpeg said: YOUR MOTHER OWES YOU A *DOZEN* MACARONS…AND AN APOLOGY.
  3. iamthenextcompanion said: I would have unleashed a whole new brand of fresh hell upon those who would dare to eat my (expensive) macaroons. Kudos to you for not killing anyone (I assume)!
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