me: oh, the star trek: into darkness trailer is coming out today? oh, cool.
me: *clicks play on clip* hope this isn't a troll--
me: WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK MY OVARIES JUST FELL OUT DEER FUCKING LORD THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING AWEWSOME AND I NEED TO WATCH THE FIRST ONE AND THIS BRITISH FUCKER NEEDS JESUS BUT WHAT IF HE IS JESUS DOES JESUS TALK LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN THE STAR TREK TRAILER GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT CAUSE I'M GONNA DIE IN--
me: *dies*
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