Sherlock Zombie Crackfic (aka I Was So Not Lying About How Cracky That Thing Is)

ishouldbebritish:

Mrs Hudson stared looked out of the window at the street swarming with zombies.  (ZOMBIES I APPROVE)

“OMFG. dis is srs shit”  Suddenly, a shrill scream pierced the air from the floor above her. 

    “NOO!! SHERLOCK WHY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO OUT FOR EXPERIMENTATION!” 

Sherlock ran out of the door, starkers, his penis swaying in the mid-october breeze, cackling. John followed, begging him to put pants on for the love of jam.

Mrs Hudson scowled and grabbed her machine gun. Only Anderson messes with Mrs Hudson, and that’s because he’s a douche. “AIEEEEEEEEEE” She screamed running down the stairs with her machine gun. She kciked open the door and started shooting at the zombies. “BOOM HEADSHOT” she screms madly as she blows up ate zombes 

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS SHIT WAS CRAY!!!!!

  1. cccahill18 said: xD I especially love “I’m not your babymaker, I’m your landlady!”
  2. dederants reblogged this from ishouldbebritish and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS SHIT WAS CRAY!!!!!
  3. tommcready said: hEY I REMEMBER THIS omg good times good times
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